My skinny Minnie is a crazy chick,
 Six foot high and one foot thick
 Do I love her
 Does a boy love pie
 She is the apple of my eye,
 Skinny Minnie
 She ain't skinny, she's tall, that's all

 Tho' her shadow doesn't take much ground
 What there is sure gets around
 What there ain't that's what she be
 'N' even that's too much for me
 Skinny Minnie
 She ain't skinny, she's tall, that's all

 Slightly slimmer than a fishing pole
 One half rock and one half roll
 Dig that chick from either side
 Man, you'll yell "Where did she hide"
 Skinny Minnie
 She ain't skinny, she's tall, that's all