Hey [bad word] on!
What a mess you did here
Where in the refrigerator
Did you hide my beer??

Hey mom!! You’re saving
Too much human flesh
Let’s just keep enough for us
Then throw some heads on the trash

fridge with no alcohol
Is like a car without a motor
Now I need my cold beer
Like Leatherface need some horror

Hey [bad word] on!
What do we have for dinner?
Chick’s [bad word]  juicy [bad word] What is best for a sinner?

Now I found my six-pack
Between those eyes and woman’s toes
Please mom roast it for me
You’re the best cannibal chief in the world!