Ho ho ho! 
Santa's gettin' ripped and he's lost some weight
He's on a low-carb diet and he's lookin' great
He's got a sack full [bad word] and you better believe
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve! 
He delievers the y and he never fails
The rest of the year he works at Chip and Dales! 

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He's got a [bad word] #39; sled and some rock-hard abs
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He knows you've naughty cuz he's keepin' tabs! 

In the back of his sleigh he's got some hoe hoe hoe's
They're lickin' eggnog drippin' from his firehouse
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a! 
He's got a [bad word] #39; red suit and he's totally buff
 [bad word] to your house if you got a stocking to stuff! 

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He's kissin' girls under the camel toe
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The elves are all horny and they're snortin' blow
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It's the UK USA Brazil and Japan
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Makin' love to every Chirstmas-lovin' woman and man! 
Suck it! 

Yeah he's spreadin' Christmas cheer
To the Scrooges and the Grinches
Here's your log- it's a chubby eleven inches! 

Naked on his reindeer [something] on booze
Makin' love to Christians and renegade Jews! 
He's got a calander but only one day has an 'X'
That leaves 364 days for ! 

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More cusion for the pushin' gonna [something]
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He's hot but he used to be a big fat cow! 
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All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
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Get 'em riled up so they get free [bad word] (crabs?)

Wow! Little girl you wanna get a little Christmas inside of you tonight?