THE MOST INTERESTING MAN THE WORLD 
EVEN CHUCK DOESN’T DARE DISAGREE 
I CAN SPEAK FRENCH, [bad word] 
DISCUSSIONS WITH ME ARE WORTH TEN YEARS 
AT YALE UNIVERSITY 

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD? 
SHARKS HAVE WEEKS DEDICATED TO ME 
IF YOU MAILED LETTER TO “MAN” IT WOULD CERTAINLY 
REACH ME IN TIME BEFORE TEA 

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER THINKS I’M MYTH 
MY BUSINESS CARD SAYS, “I’LL CALL YOU” 
WHEN JESUS CHRIST CALLS ME HE USUALLY ASKS, 
HEY MAN, (HEY) WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 

I ONCE BIT ON CHARLIE’S FINGER 
MY BLOOD SEEMS TO SMELL LIKE COLOGNE (COLON) 
I ONCE HAD STARING CONTEST WITH MYSELF, 
AND ON THE FOURTH DAY, I WON 

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD 
YES I GUESS THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP 
I WAS ONCE IN BOAT AND WHILE SAILING AROUND 
THE WHOLE PLANET I FOUND SHORT CUT 

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD 
I’M THE LIFE OF ALL PARTIES I’VE MISSED 
I ONCE PUNCHED MAGICIAN... 

That’s right. You heard me. 

THE MOST INTERESTING MAN 
IN THE WORLD