Ah, ah
Is it [bad word] What they
say of
you

Gonna call the President
Gonna call a Private Eye
Gonna get the IRS
Gonna need the FBI
There's not anymore 
that I can do

All the reasons
that you gave
I'd follow you
To where you'd lead
And if that'd be
the end of time it's [bad word] 
Wouldnt be the first time I've been WRONG
Wouldnt be the last
I'M SURE, I've Known
With all [bad word] I could tell,
Somethings didn't work so well
Well anyway, it feels the same

As when you first told me you were gone,
So long ago but I still held on
Through all the MOTIONS the love and the 
And thats the [bad word]  an here's the worst yet
Would it even matter the things that I say

You made your mind up and gone anyway
And there's no use now in dragging it on
Shoulda seen [bad word]  all along

Well it's [bad word] I had,
My doubts of you

Gonna call the President
Gonna call myself a Private Eye
Gonna need the IRS
Gonna get the FBI
Gonna make this a federal case
Gonna wave it right down in your face
Read it baby with your morning news
With a sweet hangover An the headlines too

Ah...
Ah...

I bet you think I'm doin' this all for my health
I should've looked again babe at somebody else
Feelin' like I'm done way more than wrong
Feelin' like I'm livin' inside of this song
Feelin' like I'm just too tired to care
Feelin' like I've done more than my share
Could've been the way that I've carried on
Like a broken record for so long
And I do
Ooh ooh

I'm Gonna call the President,
I'm gonna call a private Eye
Gonna get the IRS,
Gonna need myself the FBI.

Oooh, What shall I do,
If I...
gave my heart to you oh?
It's such a crime
you know it's [bad word] 
Gonna call the president
Gonna need myself a private eye
Ooh, gonna need the IRS
Gonna get the FBI
Gonna make it a federal case
Gonna wave it right down in your face
Read it baby with your morning news
With the sweet hangover and the headlines too

There's not anymore
that I can do