If I could write you a song 
And make you fall in love, 
I would already have you up under my arm. 
I used up all of my tricks, 
I hope that you like this. 
But you probably won't, 
You think you're cooler than me. 

[2:] 
You got designer shades, 
Just to hide your face and 
You wear them around like, 
You're cooler than me. 
And you never say hey, 
Or remember my name. 
It's probably cause, you think you're cooler than me. 

[3:] 
You got your high brow, 
Shoes on your feet, 
And you wear them around, 
Like they ain't [bad word]  
But you don't know, 
The way that you look, 
When your steps 
Make 
That 
Much 
Noise. 

[4:] 
See I got you, 
All figured out, 
You need everyone's eyes just to feel seen. 
Girl, you're so vain, 
You probably think that this song is about you. 
Don't you? 
Don't you? 

And don't you dare act like you don't know, 
Know what's up, 
Cuz your nose is up. 
I'm approaching up. (Yup) 
Like I can't give you winter in the summer 
Or summer in the winter 
Miami in December 
Trying to look bored in them diors.(Diors) 
She probably is, 
Was acting shallow until 
She find out how deep that my pockets is. 
Mrs. pre-madonna, 
This is your reminder, 
That I think you're fine. 
But I'm finer. 

Cause it sure seems. 
Cause it sure seems