[bad word]  to and fro
Hard workin' at the mail
Never fail with the mails
Still they get my posted bail
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Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
Too much monkey business
For me to be in by ten

Someone talkin' to me
Tryin' [bad word] me up a creek
Says you can buy it
C'mon try it
You can pay me next week
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Blond haired good lookin'
Tryin' to get me hooked
Want me to marry get a home
Settle down write a book oh
 [bad word] 

Workin' in the fillin' station
Too many checks
Check the windows
Check the tires
Check the oil
Goin' again
 [bad word] 

I been to Yokohama
Been fightin' in the war
Army bunk army chow
Army crew army coat
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Telephone something wrong
Dial gone will mail
Hours to the operator
Tellin' me a tale
 [bad word] 

Too much monkey business
For me to be in by ten
Too much monkey business
For me to be in by ten