I’d be there in a snap to be the one that cures your itch

So I’m an internet tough guy
And you’re an internet chick
I can play it cool online
And make my rad attitude stick
But let me let you in on a secret
You gotta promise not to tell
I’m just trying to keep myself busy
Because deep down I miss you like [bad word] 
If I could taste through pixels you bet your [bad word] I would
If I could feel through fiber-optics life would be so good
If I could use my wi-fi connection like a bridge
I’d be there in a snap to be the one that cures your itch
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If I could taste through pixels
If I could feel through fiber-optics
If I could use my wi-fi
I’d be there in a snap to be the one that cures your itch