Are you lonesome tonight, is your kitchen a sight.
Is your wardrobe [bad word] and bare.
Is your lipstick all smeared, are your stockings not sheer.

Do they make your legs show all your hair.
Do the tears on your pillow roll down as you turn.
Do they short out the blanket and make the sheets burn.

Is your heart filled with pain, will [bad word] back again.
Shop at Macy's and love me tonight.