Viktor my friend look out there’s a million fingers
pointing at you.
From the coward in your head, to your stupid ugly
friends, did you think Id never hear about you?

You should be my princess bride.
I will show you the world and its dunes.
And if you wish [bad word] I will find you my damsel
gone frazzled.

Viktor my friend look out! theres a million other
dimwits like you.
From the 1000 days at sea to your cherry jubilee, did
you think Id never hear about you?

You should be my princess bride.
I will show you the world and its dunes.
And if you wish [bad word] I will find you my damsel
gone frazzled...Viktor!

Someday you will hide behind your glass of gaffes.
Enjoy your peace of mind cause I will have the last
laugh.

Viktor my friend shut up! There’s a million dollars
counting on you.
From the saddle you were raised to your apricot face,
did you think I'd never hear about you?

You should be my princess bride.
I will show you the world and its dunes.
And if you wish [bad word] I will find you my damsel
gone frazzled...Viktor!

Someday you will hide behind your glass of gaffes.
Enjoy your peace of mind cause I will have the last
laugh.