Our love is like candy
Who will be the profit?
Who will be the dandy?
Did you know that a woman is a woman is the future of man?
And they're bringing home the bacon and they're frying it up in a pan

And I'm coolin' and I'm maxin' and I'm milkin' and I'm waxin' and I don't know what'll happen but I'm gonna have fun tonight
And I feel alright
Clowns to the left, jokers to the right
Stuck in the middle of a shaft of light with you
So what you want to do?

I'm on some [bad word] You're on some [bad word] Do you want to talk to me?
And if you don't that's cool as well
I'm in the other room if you need me

I'm on some [bad word] 
You're on some [bad word] Do you want to talk to me?
And if you don't that's cool as well
I'm in the other room if you need me

I'm feeling like a monster [bad word] at the botanical garden
I got a solid bar of gold in my pocket
And a rainbow on my sleeve
There's a party in my brain and there's no discernible dress code
And I'm...
And I'm...
And I'm...

I'm on some [bad word] You're on some [bad word] Hey, do you want to talk to me?
And if you don't that's cool as well
I'm in the other room if you need me

Touchez ma bouche s'il vous plaît
Je suis à bout de soufflé
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
Gucci gucci yaya dada
L'homme est une invention de date récent
Je suis l'homme
Je suis le président
L'homme est une invention de date récent
Je suis l'homme
Je suis le freak
Je suis chic!