Well out of all the reindeers 
You know you're the mastermind 
Oh, I [bad [bad word] Rudolph 
Randolph isn't far behind 
You know it 

 [bad word]  
I [bad [bad word] Rudolph 
Santa's gotta make it to town 
He's gotta make it 
I said Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down 
 [bad [bad word] Rudolph was whizzin' like a merry-go-round 

Said Santa to a boy child 
"What have you been longing for", ohh 
Said all I want for Christmas is a rock and roll electic guitar 
Then away [bad word]  whizzin' like a shooting star 

I [bad [bad word] Rudolph 
Santa's gotta make it to town 
I said Santa make him hurry, tell him he can take the freeway down 
 [bad [bad word] Rudolph was whizzin' like a merry-go-round 

I'm gonna kick it one time for yeah, c'mon 
Tay, kick one for Christmas baby 

Said santa to a girl child 
"What would please you most to get?" 
little baby doll that can cry, sleep, drink, and wet 
And then away [bad word]  whizzin like a silver jet 

Repeat [bad word]