Don't you smell the cookies he's bakin' 
Can't you see that belly, it's shakin' 
Don't take a cookie off of that pan 
You don't want to mess with this man 

 [bad word]  
You've never seen this side of him before 
You know he won't be knockin' at your door 

 [bad word] Santa Claus 
Doin' all those good things 
Everybody knows the Claus 
 [bad word] Santa Claus 
You know he's a big man 
Don't mess with the boss 

 [bad word] and he won't steer your wrong 
Santa wasn't this fat all along 
Until he started cookin' one day 
Don't try to take that turkey away 

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 [bad word] #39; down the air highway in his sleigh 
Bringing all the presents for the next day 
Don't forget the donuts 

His cookies and his milk are his pride or anything that can be deep-fried 
Don't get me wrong now he's a nice guy 
But you don't want to get on his bad side 

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