Intro:
*Tuning TV* 
*Eminem Snortin Crack 

Tv Presenter: 
Hello boys and girls 
Today we're gonna talk about father and daughter relationships 
Do you have a daddy? 
I'll bet you do 

*Door opens* 
who's your daddy? 

Hailie: 
Daddy, what're you doing? 

Beat starts 

Eminem: 
Haha 

Eminem & Hailie: 
Ok then! everybody, listen up! 

Eminem: 
I'm goin' to [bad word]  [bad word] #39; with me? 

Hailie: 
Somebody, please help him! 
*giggle* 
i think my dad gone crazy! 

Verse #1: 
There's no mountain i can't climb, there's no tower too high, 
No plane that i can't learn how to fly 
What do i gotta do to get through to you, to show you 
There ain't nothing i can't take this chainsaw to 
*Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound* [bad word] #39; brains brawn, and brass balls 
I cut 'em off, then got 'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar 
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph, 
Sunglasses with ((Elton John))'s name, on my drag wall 
I'm out the closet, i been lying my [bad word] off 
All this time, me and ((Dr. Dre|Dre)) been [bad word] with hats off 

Dr Dre: 
Suck it Marshall 

Eminem: 
Tell laura and her husband to back off 
Before i push this [bad word] button and blast off 
And launch one of [bad word]  and that's all 
*Hailie Makes Explosion Sound* Blow every [bad word] thing, except Afghanistan on the map, off 
We wanna stop, we wanna knock the [bad word] off 
*Knocking* Haley, tell 'em baby 

Haley: 
My dad's lost it 

 [bad word]  
Eminem: 
There's really nothin' else to say ha, i can't explain it 
Hailie: 
I think my dad gone crazy! 
Eminem: 
little help from Hailie jade won't ya tell em', maybe 
Hailie: 
I think my dad gone crazy! 
Eminem: 
Theres nothing you could do or say that could ever change me 
Hailie: 
I think my dad gone crazy! 
Eminem: 
There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie 
Hailie: 
I think my dad gone crazy! 

Verse 2: 
It's like my mother always told me 
*Eminem Impersinates His Mom* Rnrnrnrnrnrrrr, n codeine 
n goddamit, you little [bad word] 
If you ain't got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin' 
Er.. [bad word] that [bad word]  [bad word]  
eat a [bad word] #39; [bad word] Chew on a prick, and lick 
a million [bad word] #39; [bad word] per second 
I'd rather put out a [bad word] gospel record 
I'd rather be a [bad word] whipped [bad word]  eat [bad word] 
And have [bad word] lips glued to my face with a [bad word] ring 
in my nose then quit bringin' my flos, 
Quit giving me my ammo Can't you see why i'm so 
mean? if y'all leave me alone, this wouldn't be my M.O. 
I wouldn't have to go eenie meenie minie mo 
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don't know no more 
i the only [bad word] #39; one who's normal any more? 

Hailey: 
Dad!

 [bad word] 

Verse #3: 
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise 
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes 
with the same rhyme - so what you're seeing is a genius at work 
Which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinter-
pret it at first, cuz when i speak, it's tongue in cheek 
I'd yank my [bad word] #39; teeth 
before i'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, 
get [bad word] by [bad word] #39; lightning twice at once 
And die [bad word] back as ((Vanilla Ice))'s son 
And walk around the rest of my life spit on 
And kicked and hit with [bad word]  every time i sung 
Like ((R. Kelly)) as soon as ((R. Kelly:Bump 'n Grind|Bump 'n [bad word] on 
More pain inside o' my brain, 
than in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane 
aimed at the world trade, standin' on Ronny's grave, 
Screaming at the sky, the clouds gather it's ( [bad word] /en.wikipe