I'm Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil 
I'm like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festerin' boil 
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form 
I'm as deep as the plot to an amateur [bad word] [bad word] 
Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh 
Then I'll bjorg da bjorg da bjorg ya like the Swedish Chef 
'Cause I'm one of a kind and kinda hard to find 
Kinda like an [bad word] without his fire water wine 
I'm like Schneider "One Day At Time" 
I'm feelin' like Bob Vila nailin' up your behind 
To my wall like Daniel-san does 
I'm waxin' on I'm waxin' off I'm waxin' just because 
I get wired like Western UNIОN and I got to be me 
And I got more balls than the daily lottery 
Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can't ignore me 
'Cause I'm more tongue in cheek than a [bad word] orgy 

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me 
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me 

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me 
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me 

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me 
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me 

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me 
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me 

Second verse is different than the first. 

I'm Jimmy Pop I am 
Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am 
See my name's not Hoover and I don't give a [bad word] 
And I got a different angle like a parallelogram 
And you'll be all ears like a field of corn 
I'll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn 
Like a number two pencil I always got a point 
You'll want to share it with your friends like a poorly rolled joint 
I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all 
I'm an Alka Seltzer that's right you're a seagull 
As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst 
Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy liverwurst 
Like the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" I'll get in your face 
But then I'll [bad word] you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste 
'Cause I'm lettin' off steam like a Chinese laundromat 
But I'm not a roll of Charmin so don't give me no [bad word] 

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me 
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me 

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me 
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me 

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me 
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me 

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me 
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me 

I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks 
I hate poopin' in public places but we all hate that 
I hate [bad word] feminists 'cause they're all so [bad word] ugly 
I hate "Spin" magazine 'cause they never ever plug me 
And I hate Regis and I hate Kathie Lee 
I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee 
I hate people that think that I care what they think 
I hate people that think that their [bad word] don't stink 
I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more 
I hate killin' people 'cause I hate to keep score 
I hate you but you hate yourself too 
I hate to be honest but I'd hate to be you 

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me 
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me 

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me 
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me 

And I don't give a [bad word] if you don't like me 
'Cause I don't like you 'cause you're not like me