I was walking auf der Helde     
Got into some boggy parts                         
Squelch squelch                                   
Fell into some footprints                         
Couldn't get out          
But you never know "wo die Liebe hinfallt"       
Wherever love drops it drops                      
Looking up I see this [bad word] down     
And from very high up a voice says                
"Would you like my leg to climb up?"              
My eye travels up this very well built leg        
Listen to what happens next                       
And up a very short skirt 
And I think "wo die Liebe hinfallt"    
Wherever love drops it drops   
Up, I climb up... 
I climb up...     
I climb up...