Well 
hi there people 
you know me 
I used [bad word] a little joint called Germany. 
I was number one 
the people's choice 
And everybody listened to my mighty voice. 
My name is Adolf 
I'm on the mike. 
I'm gonna hip you to the story of the New Third Reich. 
It all began down in Munich town and pretty soon 
The word started gettin' around. 
So I said to Martin Boorman 
I said 
Hey Marty, why don't we throw a little [bad word] party? 
We had an election 
well 
kinda sorta 
And before you knew it hello 
new order. 
To all those mothers in the fatherland I said 
Achtung, Baby, I got me a plan 
. 
'YVhatcha got Adolf? Whatcha gonna do?" 
I said "how about this one 
World War Two?" 
To be or not to be 
oh baby 
can't you see 
We're gonna take it to the top. You're making history 
And it feels so good to me 
ooh darlin' 
please don't ever stop. 
Don't be stupid; be a smarty [bad word] on and join the [bad word] party - party. 
Like humpty dumpty offa that wall 
All the little countries they began to fall 
Holland 
Belgium 
Denmark 
Poland- 
The troops were rockin' and the tanks were rollin' 
We were swingin' along with a song in our hearts. 
And "Deutschland uber alles" was making the charts 
We had a new step called a goosestep we were dancing to. 
Well 
it's sorta kinda like a German boogaloo 
I was gettin' what I wanted 
but it wasn't enough. 
So I called the boys 
I said boys 
get though 
Now I surrounded myself with some unusual cats. 
There was skinny little Goebbles and G�ring mister fats 
And let's not forget ole Himmler and Hess. 
You'd better believe we made a [bad word] of a mess 
Say Heil - Heil - siegety Heil 
we gonna whip it on the people teutonic style 
To be or not to be 
oh baby 
can't you see 
We're gonna make it to the top. You are our destiny 
This thing was meant to be 
why don't we do it till we drop? 
Say you boots ain't black and shirt ainY brown? 
Well 
get back Jack 
you can't get down. Do it 
Adolf 
do it. 
I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies 
And we did it in the back of my black Mercedes. 
I was on a roll 
I couldn't lose 
then came D-day 
the birth of the blues. 
The Yanks and the Brits started raising cain 
Those guys were the pits 
I was goin' insane. 
People all around me started swallowing pills 
Let's face it 
folks 
we was going downhill. 
Berlin was [bad word] 
we was under the gun 
Time to look out for number one. 
So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer 
Say [bad word] [bad word]  
lets get out of here. 
To be or not to be 
oh honey 
can't you see 
We had to take it to the top. You sure made history 
And it felt so good to me 
oh schatze 

Please don't ever stop. 
Auf wiedersehn 
good to've seen ya 
I got a one way ticket to Argentina. 
To be or not to be 
oh baby 
can't you see 
We've got to take it to the top. You're makin' history 
And it feels so good to me 

Why don't we do it till we drop? 
We have ways of making you dance . . . 
- Sprechen Sie Argentinian ?