Thrash, [bad word]  and Zombies [bad word] a lesson, a lesson in life
Thrash [bad word] and zombies the way to excite
Fondle the dead as throw back a beer
Thrashing away to the sound of their fear
The [bad word]  the ones we recite
Thrash, [bad word] and Zombie, you know it feels right
So slap on some splatter, manhandle your hoe
Just Feel the progression and watch it grow

Thrash, [bad word] and Zombies!
Thrash, [bad word] and Zombies!

Watch as the zombies arise from the earth
Viewing some blue as your feeling the girth [bad word] are the answer to your greatest fears
Tankard the experts of drinking the beer
Thrash is the way that we want you to think
Shred, Speed, aggression sends you on the brink
So follow the thrashers, head down to the pit
Just wreck your neck thrashing and don’t give a [bad word] 
Thrash, [bad word] and Zombies!
Thrash, [bad word] and Zombies!

This was your lesson, the lesson in life
Thrash [bad word] and zombies you know it felt right
Drinking away as your [bad word] through the day
Thrashing around to their bodies decay
The [bad word]  the ones we recite
Thrash, [bad word] and Zombies, you know it felt right
So slap on some splatter, manhandle your hoe
Just Feel the progression and watch it grow