And when I'm driving in my car
Your [bad word] plows right through the red light
But when you get out I know that it will all be okay
Because you've got a mustache and it is happy, so am I
My, car, is [bad word]  but I don't, seem to care
Cuz, you've got, a nice beard
Your facial hair is so [bad word] nice
Your follicles call out to me
And as I walk from the scene he turns around and, looks at me
He smiles and winks and I am so god [bad word]  happy, so is he