Pirates: When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed

sailor's blood begins racing

With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled

We're under way and off to see the world

Under way and off to see the world

All: Hey ho we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Pirate: Manly men are we

All: Sailing for adventure on the deep blue see

Sam: "Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get sloppy, just

because we're singing!"

Pirates: Danger walks the deck we say what the heck

We laugh at the perils we're facing

Gonzo: Every storm we ride is its own reward

Rizzo: And people die by falling overboard

Pirates: And people die by falling overboard

All: Hey ho we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Hoist the sails and sing

Fozzie: Sailing for adventure on the big, blue wet thing

Bad Polly: I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank

Morgan: I prefer to cut a throat

Mad Monty: I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet try

to walk in the air while their faces turn blue

Morgan: Just kidding

All Three: It's a good life on a boat

Pirates: There are distant lands with burning sands

That call across the oceans

Rats: There are bingo games every fun-filled day

Donna: And Margaritas at the midnight buffet

Pirates: Margaritas at the midnight buffet

All: Hey ho we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Statler &

Waldorf: Should have took a train

All: Sailing for adventure on the bounding main

Jim: The salty breezes whisper

Who knows what lies ahead

I just know I was born to live the life my father lead

Long John: The stars will be [bad word] 
Wherever we may roam

And our mates will always be

Just like a family

And though we may put into port, the sea is always home

Fozzie: "All right, Mr. Bimbo! I didn't know you had such a good

singing voice --- your [bad word] "

Pirates: We'll chase our dreams standing on our own

Over the horizon to the great unknown

All: Hey ho we'll go

Anywhere the wind is blowing

Bold and brave and free

Pirates: Sailing for adventure

Rizzo: It's so nauseating

Pirates: Sailing for adventure

Gonzo: So exhilarating

Pirates: Sailing for adventure

Rats: We're all celebrating!

All: On the deep blue sea