The angels kiss our souls in bliss 
Measure the extent of a dizzying descent 
Down the anal staircase 
Down the anal staircase 
Put just one foot on the staircase 
And the next step you're down here on this face 
Down the anal staircase 

And the rapids of my heart 
Will tear your ship of love apart 
And we'll end up wrecked 
We'll end up at the start 
Of the anal staircase 
And the angels kiss our souls in bliss 
Measure the extent of a dizzying descent 
Down the anal staircase 
Down the anal staircase 

Take a hollowpoint revolver 
Right down the rapids of your heart 
Blow the [bad word] thing apart 
Blow the [bad word] thing apart 

One step, two step, three step, four step 

- Hey! Quit it! Quit it! Get off me, you punk! 
- No.