Slime Princess, you're alright!
Flame Princess, you're okay.
Wildberry Princess could be better.
All of the princesses are pretty alright, but...

Oh, Bubblegum!
You look like a lot of fun!
I'm right outside!
And that is how I know.

Hey, princess, did you get my text,
With a picture of my awesome gun-show?
I'm also working on my pecs!
If you like, I'll send ya a picture of that, too.

Oh Bubblegum, I really need someone
Or anyone, pretty much anyone...
I'm so alone! Won't somebody tell me what's wrong with me!?
Anybody? Anybody? Anybody!