Mr. Hussie, thanks [bad word] to your [bad word] review.
No problem.
So, you’re the creator of Homestuck, is that right?
Absolutely. I’m the Huss.
Okay, so take us through your usual updates in Homestuck.
Well, the first thing I do is…

WRITE CRAZY PLOTS
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TROLL MY FANS
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MEET DEADLINES
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KILL OFF JOHN
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EDIT STAR TREK
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BUY BAD PAINTINGS
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INCITE SHIPPING WARS 
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BUY LOTS OF TINY DICE
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KILL OF JOHN AGAIN
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GET FORMSPRING
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DELETE MY FORMSPRING
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GET TUMBLR
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CRY DEEPLY
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CAT ON MY SHOULDER
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EAT TOMBLERONE
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DODGE QUESTIONS
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FOLLOW BETTY CROCKER
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AND LITTLE DEBBIE TOO
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BREACK THE FOURTH WALL
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LOOK AT FANART
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BUY GUN
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IN MY MOUTH
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BE APATHETIC
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GET THAT TIGER
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BUST MOVE
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PAINT MYSELF GREY
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BLITZ MY CHAKRAS
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MAKE OUT [bad word] Like a Huss!
413
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TYPE RECAPS
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OLLIE OUTY
Like a [bad word] CONVENTIONS
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DESTROY NEWGROUNDS
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BUILD ROBOT
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WRECK YOUR THEORIES
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KILL OF EVERYONE
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CRASH INTO THE SUN
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NOW I'M DEAD
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Uh-huh. So, that’s an average update for you, then?
No doubt.
You kill off all of the characters and die. [bad word] yeah.
And I think at one point, you said something about making out [bad word] 
Nope!
Actually, I’m pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain’t me.
Okay, well, this has been eye-opening for me.
I’m the Huss.
Yeah, I know. I got that. You said it about four-hundred times.
I’m the Huss.
Yeah, yeah, I got it!
I’m the Huss.
No, I heard you, bye.
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