(Verse 1) 
You've just moved into your student house 
You're from the school of hard knocks 
You're in uni now 
But the first room you see looks awful and it stinks 
And the state of the whole place forces you to think 
I was meant to move into my student house 
But the last tenant hasn't started moving out 
And the guy who takes my rent didn't force him to be swift 
'Cause he's not a landlord - He's the lord of the friggin sift 
He's in it for the dough - he's got a dark side because of it 
If I call he won't find out what the problem is 
Whenever we talked he was so withdrawn apart from when he wanted to know how fast I deposited the cash 
That's two months rent into his account 
I have but has the goon done anything about the man that still sees this as a place to live 
When he's squatting like a woman does taking a [bad word] - No 
I spend my life taking similar answers 
So I'm asking do I have to pay to live with this B****** 
Yes cause it's the middle of the night so we can't leave 
No I could throw a [bad word] or I could throw a party 
 [bad word]  
Life has been so crazy but I've got a good feeling 
So I wanna share it but I'm new to this 
I wanna fill my cup 
Lift it up to the ceiling 
I don't really care who i do it with 

(Verse 2) 
So now you're on Facebook creating your event page 
Nearly change your mind because you ain't got very many mates 
Lose the doubts but it doesn't really matter 
It's a student house 
So there will definitely be crashes 
That's what you tell yourself, 
Oh you're such a wise kid 
You're throwing your first party and the whole world's invited 
You don't want thieves you're only ready to meet the minglers 
Cause people take advantage, 
Have you never been to Wimbledon? 
You said that they can make your event public 
Now you've got two weeks to make sure there's enough drink 
And when [bad word] back from picking up a few stella's 
The house really won't be big enough for two tenants - Get It 
But that's enough beer humor 
Tomorrow [bad word] any sooner 
The minute you wake up it's over 
Like cricket from Avie on the sofa 
 [bad word]  X 2 
Life has been so crazy but I've got a good feeling 
So I wanna share it but I'm new to this 
I wanna fill my cup 
Lift it up to the ceiling 
I don't really care who i do it with 

(Verse 3) 
I hope they [bad word] through for me 
Even if they don't reply 
I don't do this sort of this usually 
But I wanna know what it's like 
I'll start the hype fam [bad word] 
'Cause it doesn't happen over night 
When I hit the parties I'll tell them - show me yours and I'll show you mine 
 [bad word]  X 2 
Life has been so crazy but I've got a good feeling 
So I wanna share it but I'm new to this 
I wanna fill my cup 
Lift it up to the ceiling 
I don't really care who i do it with