Hello, oh hello darling, have you missed me, you have

Are you telling me [bad word]  oh, that's nice

Well, why don't [bad word] to my house

And talk me more of that sweet talk, uh darling, hello, hello, hello.

Oh, he's a telephone lover, a long distance Romeo

He's a telephone lover, a long distance Romeo

But when I [bad word] over baby, he says I gotta go.

I dig his warm conversation when he's talking on the phone

I dig his warm conversation when he's talking on the phone

But het gets cool, mighty cool when I [bad word] on home.

Oh well, his voice gets me so excited

I get goose pimples everywhere

But when I tell him that he's invited

All of a sudden that man ain't there.

He's a telephone lover, a long distance Romeo

He's a telephone lover, a long distance Romeo

But it's my dream to have him and somehow I'll make it so.

(Now talk me some of that sweet talk, honey.)

--- [bad word] ---

Well, well, well, he's a telephone lover, a long distance Romeo

He's a telephone lover, a long distance Romeo

But it's my dream to have him and somehow I'll make it so...