Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.)
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for [bad word] AIDS.

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.
Can you spare 10 [bad word] on give it to 'em.
Cause they had a bad earthquake, need some band-aids and corn flakes.

Cause they been wasting the last 500 years in their underwear playing in the sand. (with no pants)
We said put some clothes on, they was like "No", now a earthquake took their [bad word] out. (so sad)
We gave them a little bit food and kidnapped a quarter million kids. [bad word] with us, don't be scared it's cool.
You won't never see your parents again. (they're dead)

(You know)
Now I'm thinking while we over there
(We should)
Lay down a couple states.
(Yessir)
Y'all just wait 'till I'm president, I'm [bad word] [bad word] a whole new way.

Yeah
Germans they're lesbians and have AIDS, listen up everyone I ain't playin' witchu.
Are we done fighting Germany? Are we done with Germany?
No, Germans seem to really like starting [bad word] but it's cool cause it's not like they ever win
"But we did kick France's [bad word]  "
Yes you did, but who did not?

Okay Germans started up World War I then they was like "Whoops my bad! "
We said it's okay then a couple years later, they start a world war again.
They killed like a million Jews and then they killed another five million.
I think we should take them all to school and just blow they [bad word] up right now!
 [bad word] y'all
"Nein please don't blow us up! "
Find More lyrics at www [bad word] 
Get [bad word] "But it was only a game! "
Y'all suck
"But we won't do it anymore! "
You'll never eat a weinerschnitzel again!

Yeah
Spanish people sound like they should be brown, but you go to Spain and everyone is white.
We should make them change their name or we could send them Mexicans.
(Yeah)
Norway doesn't really do anything, we can't really [bad word] them I don't think.
Scottish people talk funny, Irish people swing from trees.

When I'm president, we gonna carpet bomb some French cities, and because they all speak French, we gonna also bomb Quebec.
(we we)
And if Korean boy wanna mess with me, then I'm a nuke his [bad word] and say "Ninja please"!
And if they keep [bad word]  round in the middle east, they just mad cause their mamas are Lesbaneses.
(Then)
I'm gonna bomb everyone whose name ends with "istan".
(Cause they all stupid)
I'm gonna blow up China cause they eat little dogs.

Haiti had a little bit of a earthquake.
Everyone calm down, we don't even live there. (We live here.)
Oh my God it's a earthquake, check your butt for [bad word] AIDS.

Haiti needs some hamburgers and a milkshake.
Can you spare 10 [bad word] on give it to 'em.
Cause they had a bad earthquake.

Hey man at least they didn't get raped. Wait what? Oh, they did? Oh, well then. Someone should give them money.