I'm korean (исполнитель: Rucka Rucka Ali)
I'm a Korean And i'd like my food cooked right Cause they're not giving me the good rice And the [bad word] giving me my food looks like a [bad word] I don't like how my beef pork looks like And the last time i eat your food i got the Rice chicken beef tofu now i [bad word] while i'm peeing And you might not belive i could fight I'm a white belt but i have two stripes I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans I would like to just drink my bud light Maybe bomb a couple thing in Hawaii And blow up the countries i don't like Cause i'm a Korean I'm not that nice (uh uh) I build a bomb (yeah) Then pick a country (you) And blow i up I work for NASA (cool) We look at stars (wow) You know Apollo That movie is good I talk like ching chang chong Why do you drop on me so much Napalm I been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan Do And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store Bonzai I like to play magic cards You heard of china I was in charge of china town in Vietnam I'm still around You [bad word] through to play When i play poker i just throw all my chips in Hello, i'm yellow just like Homer Simpson I smoke coke, it's fun You think i'm joking man I made alot of money from Pokémon I'm a Korean I think Michael Jackson's a good guy I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys Cause in my country we can touch young guys On their [bad word] And my wife is 13 and cooks my Macaroni n' cheese so good i got her out on the street Find More lyrics at www [bad word] For a good good price 10 years ago I'm not gonna lie (uh uh) I like it rough (uh huh) Hillary Clinton Let's get it on (woo) I have a missile (uh huh) It's very small (so small) It's in my pants (hehe) I can't get it up (aww) I bomb New York (oops) Better luck next time You heard of London (uh huh) Not anymore (aww) I bomb Iran (yeah) Oops that's Japan Not again I made a goof Now i gotta start again I roll *The* world up in a ball like *Calamari* If i bomb your crib, yep sorry I'm a ninja warrior I went to Harvard, i bomb pearl harbor I want the whole world to know that i'm powerful (I am small [bad word] Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die Put your heads between your legs and say ko ni chi wa Death to all, [bad word] the world cause i like Tupac Now the world must stop, cause of my small [bad word] One day you'll say why is everyone dead Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong II said Now we all are slaves, [bad word] this place It's planet of the apes (oh okay) I'm a Korean And i'm not gonna beef with suge knight Because i think that if he heard my My Tupac parody he'd find me and tell me i'm stealing And i'd like my chinense food cooked right I don't like Japanese or the Thai I would like to see the whole world die Cause i'm a Korean Thanks to Eh-Pic. for correcting these lyrics