I'm a Korean
And i'd like my food cooked right
Cause they're not giving me the good rice
And the [bad word] giving me my food looks like a [bad word] I don't like how my beef pork looks like
And the last time i eat your food i got the
Rice chicken beef tofu now i [bad word] while i'm peeing

And you might not belive i could fight
I'm a white belt but i have two stripes
I don't like all you little blue eyed dumb white Europeans
I would like to just drink my bud light
Maybe bomb a couple thing in Hawaii
And blow up the countries i don't like
Cause i'm a Korean

I'm not that nice (uh uh)
I build a bomb (yeah)
Then pick a country (you)
And blow i up
I work for NASA (cool)
We look at stars (wow)
You know Apollo
That movie is good

I talk like ching chang chong
Why do you drop on me so much Napalm
I been trained to kill with my Tai Kwan Do
And my whole continent is a dry cleaning store
Bonzai
I like to play magic cards
You heard of china
I was in charge of china town in Vietnam
I'm still around
You [bad word] through to play

When i play poker i just throw all my chips in
Hello, i'm yellow just like Homer Simpson
I smoke coke, it's fun
You think i'm joking man
I made alot of money from Pokémon

I'm a Korean
I think Michael Jackson's a good guy
I don't mind if he sleeps with young guys
Cause in my country we can touch young guys
On their [bad word] And my wife is 13 and cooks my
Macaroni n' cheese so good i got her out on the street
Find More lyrics at www [bad word] 
For a good good price 10 years ago

I'm not gonna lie (uh uh)
I like it rough (uh huh)
Hillary Clinton
Let's get it on (woo)
I have a missile (uh huh)
It's very small (so small)
It's in my pants (hehe)
I can't get it up (aww)

I bomb New York (oops)
Better luck next time
You heard of London (uh huh)
Not anymore (aww)
I bomb Iran (yeah)
Oops that's Japan
Not again
I made a goof
Now i gotta start again

I roll *The* world up in a ball like *Calamari*
If i bomb your crib, yep sorry
I'm a ninja warrior
I went to Harvard, i bomb pearl harbor
I want the whole world to know that i'm powerful
(I am small [bad word] 

Everyone to the floor, we all gonna die
Put your heads between your legs and say ko ni chi wa
Death to all, [bad word] the world cause i like Tupac
Now the world must stop, cause of my small [bad word] 
One day you'll say why is everyone dead
Why didn't we just do what Kim Jong II said
Now we all are slaves, [bad word] this place
It's planet of the apes (oh okay)

I'm a Korean
And i'm not gonna beef with suge knight
Because i think that if he heard my
My Tupac parody he'd find me and tell me i'm stealing

And i'd like my chinense food cooked right
I don't like Japanese or the Thai
I would like to see the whole world die
Cause i'm a Korean

Thanks to Eh-Pic. for correcting these lyrics