Politically Incorrect:

Pain is Brown.
Hate is White.
Love is Black.
Stab the night.
Kingdom of Glum.
Closet of hurt.
Feelings are dumb.
Kisses are dirt.

Shave Me:

Razor blade of apathy,
Shave me with your irony.
Shave me! Shave me!

Weird Al Parody, Brain Freeze:

Raisin Bread with Apple Sauce,
Tony Danza he's the Boss,
Brain Freeze! Brain freeze!
Brain freeze! Brain freeze!

Margerine:

Spread yellow gunk on my pancake heart,
Country churned girl in my grocery cart.
I paid for her dreams, she taught me to cry,
Like watery knives, like rain from my eyes.
I can't believe you're not mine,
I can't believe you're not mine.
Margerine. Margerine. Margerine.