Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know...

"Hello girls!"
"Hello Tobi you hot little machine!!!"

I'm a sight for sore eyes
Oh, if your eyes would only see
I've been born on tiptoe
Still you look like a lighthouse next to me

You pet-named me Napoleon
I was proud 'til I got the reason why - why.....
Never aimed for confrontation
You've been sleeping when I kissed your [bad word] goodbye

Oh, while you read this letter
I'd just gone to eat out
By the way - HEY!

My what a sunshine in Trinidad
Hope you're okay lightyears away
My what a heatwave in Trinidad
Hope you don't mind if I stay ...

The [bad word] has gone too often to the well
And now the [bad word] has gone insane
 [bad word] away, boiling over, getting [bad word] 
And found the answer on a plane ...

Oh, I've been [bad word] off
Before you might could've [bad word] me off.
I hope you're fine -- YEAH!

My what a sunshine in Trinidad
Mind if you stay?, I do okay
My what a heatwave in Trinidad
Sunburn a nightflight away ...

"Honey you're looking good so far away from me
The weather is great
The beach is great
The food is great
Everything is great
And you're so far away, I love ya, honey!
Greetings from Trinidad, hey!

My what a sunshine in Trinidad
Mind if you stay, I do okay
My what heatwave in Trinidad
Sunburn a nightflight away - Hey!
My what a sunshine in Trinidad
Mind if you stay, I do okay
My what heatwave in Trinidad
Sunburn a nightflight away

"Oh I'm not only singer in a band, you know
Back at home in Germany I was a famous [bad word] star, hahaha"