Parody on Offspring - "Pretty fly"

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(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 

And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi 

Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho 
Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past 
But most of'em were nudniks and none of'em would last 
But ournew guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick 

I tell ya, he's to die for - he really knows his shtick 
So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew? 
Reads the Torah, does his own accounting too 
Working' like a dog at the synagogue 

He's there all day, he's there all day 
Just say "Vay is mir!" and he'll kick into gear 
He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer 
Just grab your yarmulka and 
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! 

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 

And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly (for a rabbi) 

He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice 
He has to find a bargain 'cause he won't pay retail price 
He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel 
But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal! 

People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!"
He's such a macher 'cause he worked his tuchis off 
Yeah, he keeps his cool and teaches shul 
What's not to like? What's not to like? 
Oh high holy days, you know he prays and prays 
And he never eats pastrami on white break with mayonnaise 
Put on your yarmulka and 
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing! 

When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss 
He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss 
They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhhhip 
The parnets pay the moyl and he gets to keep the tip! 

(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 
(How ya doin', Bernie?) Oy vey, oy vey! 

Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho 

He's doin' well, I gotta kvell 
The yentas love him, even shicksas think he's swell 
Show up at his home, he says, "Shalom!" 
And "Have some cake-You want some cake?" 

Yeah he calls the shots, we really love him lots 
Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz! 
So grab your yarmulka-- 
The one you got for Chanukah-- 

Let's put on our yarmulkas and-- 
Hey! Hey! Do that Hebrew thing