Cartman: We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
we get all that we want for free
Cartman & Butters: We’ll kick your [bad word] then rape your lass
Somalian Pirates We
Cartman: So with a yo ho ho
Somalian Pirates: Yo.. ho.. ho..
Cartman: and with a ye he he
Somalian Pirates: Ye.. he.. he..
Cartman: We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls and bust yer balls
Somalian Pirates We
Somalian Pirates: Somalian Pirates We

Everyone: We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee

And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your [bad word] afloat
Somalian Pirate: Somalian Pirate We
Cartman: Nice

Cartman: With a yo ho ho
Everyone: Yo ho ho
Cartman: And a tricka-latee-do
Everyone: Tricka-latee-do
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Soamlian Pirates: Then we'll cut off your....

Cartman: Okay, okay lets stop there for a minute.
Remember on tricka-latee-do that’s a la-tee-do, okay?
I really need you guys too annunciate the la-tee.
So let’s go from, uh, bar 14.
We’ll pick up after the quarter rest.
Ike…

Everyone: Somalian Pirates We
Cartman: Better!

Cartman: With a yo ho ho
Everyone: Yo ho ho
Cartman: And a tricka-latee-do
Everyone: Tricka-latee-do
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your [bad word] And feed it to our croc

Ike: Somalian, Pirates, We

Everyone: Somal-ian Pi-rates Weeee
Cartman: Somalian Pirates Wuuhh