Dressed as a cowboy on top of a hill it's sadder than it probably sounds
He gets lovely the more he's ill, don't o.d. on him now
Dressed as a woman with horrible hair and singing to the birds in town
Who goes walking through traffic out there, don't o.d. on her now

Oh, is it [bad word] what they say about you?
Oh, is it [bad word] what they say about you two?

Married to me is a hungry son who wants to push me from the 2nd floor
We're so disco we can't get on in this world anymore

Oh, is it [bad word] what they say about you?
Oh, is it [bad word] what they say about you two?

Dressed as a cowboy in a permanent gag it's sadder than it probably sounds
So [bad word] what if he's licking the bag, don't o.d. on him now

Oh, is it [bad word] what they say about you?
Oh, is it [bad word] what they say about you two?