DiMaggio:
Hurry, hurry, step right up
See the star who lives for the spotlight
Turn the mics and cameras on or she feels [bad word] 

Now before it hits the screen
Watch us play the final scene
Right here on Lexington and 52nd Street

News Reporter:
It is chaos down here on 52nd and Lexington! Film star Marilyn Monroe brings Hollywood to Manhattan as she films Billy Wilder's Seven Year Itch.

DiMaggio:
Hurry, all you faceless men
And catch the end of the match of the century
You're just in time for the final round
'Cause I know when I'm beat

See the girl who's [bad word] a joke
See the man whose heart she broke
Right here on Lexington and 52nd Street

From Hollywood to Niagara Falls
In barber shops, on barroom walls
The things I thought were only mine
Are up for grabs, so get in line!

Hurry, hurry, take a peak
The traffic stops for the queen of the movies
The centerfold live in the flesh, so get a ringside seat

You want to see what her husband sees?
Just wait for the next subway breeze
Right here on Lexington and 52nd Street

Marilyn:
(spoken) Joe! Joe! Where's Joe? ... Oh, Joe ...

DiMaggio:
Hurry, hurry, going fast
Watch the fool as he heads for the exit
He sees what she has to have, and he [bad word] 

See the girl who's ten feet high
See the man who's learned to cry
Right here on Lexington and 52nd...