(There are squirrels in my pants!)

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that!
Cause I have these squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens, Ain't got no rats...
Cause I have these squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be movin' like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
(Squirrels! Squirrels!)
(S to the I to the M to the P)
Step right over and watch me put it...
(S to the I to the M to the P!)

Who you got back home, waterin' your plants?
Cause I have these squirrels in my pants!
How can I qualify for government grants?
Cause I have these squirrels in my pants!
Yeah... Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
Cause I have these squirrels in my pants!
Got an Aunt Florence livin' in France...
She can't see the-
(Squirrels in my Pants!)

Step right over and watch me put it down...
(Squirrels! Squirrels!)
(S to the I to the M to the P,)
Step right over and watch me put it...
(S to the I to the M to the P!)

If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance
Cause I have these squirrels in my pants!
There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants!
Cause I have these squirrels in my pants!

Yeah... Proletariat, bourgeoisie!
Baby you don't need an academic degree!
Everybody's smellin' my potpourri!
(S to the I to the M to the P!)
Step right over and watch me put it down...
(Squirrels! Squirrels!)
(S to the I to the M to the P!)

Step right over and watch me put it...
Down, down, on the ground...
'Cause you know I got it goin' on!

(S...) S to the I to the M to the P!
(I...) S to the I to the M to the P!
If your pockets are empty get a cash advance!
(Squirrels! Squirrels!)
(S to the I to the M to the P!)

If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants!
(I...) S to the I to the M to the P!
If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance!
(M...) S to the I to the M to the P!
Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants!
Ain't about love! Ain't about romance! I got squirrels in my pants!