When Merlin met Arthur he was just a prat
And Merlin wasn’t a boot-licker, let’s leave it at that
But destiny can be a [bad word] And with all of that eye, they might as well just get hitched

Merlin and Arthur, they’re meant to be
They’re medieval boyfriends obviously 
Two halves of a whole, that’s what the dragon said
And Merlin’s job never required warming the royal bed

And if we can be honest here
I think one thing makes it clear
It’s blue or it’s red, it’s around Merlin’s neck

I mean, honestly. What kind of heteroual man wears a scarf as an everyday accessory?

Merlin and Arthur, they’re meant to be
They’re medieval boyfriends obviously 
Two halves of a whole, that’s what the dragon said
And Merlin’s job never required warming the royal bed