Naughty boys in nasty schools 
Headmasters breaking all [bad word] 
Having fun and playing fools 
Smashing up the woodwork tools 
All the teachers in the pub 
Passing 'round the [bad word] 
Trying not to think of when 
The lunch-time bell will ring again. 

Oh what fun we had 
But, did it really turn out bad 
All I learnt at school 
Was how to bend not break [bad word] 
Oh what fun we had 
But at the time it seemed so bad 
Trying different ways 
To make a difference to the days. 

Headmaster's had enough to-day 
All the kids have gone away 
Gone to fight with next-door's school 
Every term, that is [bad word] 
Sits alone and bends his cane 
Same old backsides again 
All the small ones tell tall tales 
Walking home and squashing snails. 

Oh what fun we had 
But, did it really turn out bad 
All I learnt at school 
Was how to bend not break [bad word] 
Oh what fun we had 
But at the time it seemed so bad 
Trying different ways 
To make a difference to the days. 

Lots of girls and lots of boys 
Lots of smells and lots of noise 
Playing football in the park 
Kicking Pushbikes after dark 
Baggy trousers, dirty shirt 
Pulling hair and eating dirt  [bad word] to break it up 
Bang on the 'ead with a plastic cup. 

Oh what fun we had 
But, did it really turn out bad 
All I learnt at school 
Was how to bend not break [bad word] 
Oh what fun we had 
But at the time it seemed so bad 
Trying different ways 
To make a difference to the days. 

Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers 
Baggy trousers, baggy trousers, baggy trousers