When I look around me, 
I can't believe what I see 
It seems as if this country 
Has lost its will to live 
The economy is lousy, 
We barely have an army 
But we can still stand proudly 
'Cause Canada's really big 

We're the second largest country 
On this planet Earth 
And [bad word] 
Keeps on shrinking 
Then soon we'll be first 
(as long as we keep Quebec) 

The USA has tanks 
And Switzerland has banks 
They can keep them, thanks 
They just don't amount 
'Cause when you get down to it 
You find out what the [bad word] is 
It isn't what you do with it 
It's the size that counts! 

Most people 
Will tell you 
That France is pretty large 
But you can put 
Fourteen Frances 
Into this land of ours 
(it'd take a lotta work, it's take a whole lotta work) 

We're larger than Malaysia 
Almost as big as Asia 
We're bigger than Australia 
And it's a continent 
So big we seldom bother 
To go see one another 
But we often go to other 
Countries for vacation 

Our mountains 
Are very pointy 
Our prairies are not 
The rest is 
Kinda bumpy 
But, man, do we have a lot 
(we gotta lot of land, we gotta whole lot of land) 

So stand up and be proud 
And sing out very loud 
We stand out from the crowd 'cause 
Canada's really big!