Stuck inside these four walls, sent inside forever,
Never seeing no one nice again like you,
Mama you, mama you.
If I ever get out of here,
Thought of giving it all away
To a registered charity.
All I need is a pint a day
If I ever get out of here.

Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun,
And the first one said to the second one there I hope you're having fun.
Band on [bad word]  band on [bad word] 
And the jailer man and sailor sam were searching every one

For the band on [bad word]  band on [bad word]  band on [bad word]  band on [bad word] 

Well, the undertaker drew a heavy sigh seeing no one else [bad word] 
And a bell was ringing in the village square for the rabbits on [bad word] 
Band on [bad word]  band on [bad word] 
And the jailer man and sailor sam, were searching every one

For the band on [bad word]  band on [bad word]  band on [bad word]  band on [bad word] 

Well, the night was falling as the desert world began to settle down.
In the town they're searching for us every where, but we never will be found.
Band on [bad word]  band on [bad word] 

And the county judge, who held a [bad word] 
Will search for evermore
For the band on [bad word]  band on [bad word]  band on [bad word]  band on [bad word]