She has a face to die for, 
But nothing going on inside, 
She'll never make your eyes sore, 
Until she starts to speak her mind. 

So I'll just try to keep the conversation right, 
Then in the morning at the door I'll give a kiss goodbye. 

Nothing wrong with that it's only one night and nothing else, 
Everytime I tell myself it's the last time. 
One day I'll retire, just not tonight. 

Now, I'm not being ignorant, 
Just that some things tend to slip my mind, 
Like where she buys her tan from, 
And the colour of the hair she dyes. 

Now I'm not being mean, in fact I'm being quite polite, 
All I'm trying to say is that you won't catch her on mastermind. 

Nothing wrong with that it's only one night and nothing else, 
Everytime I tell myself it's the last time. 
One day I'll retire, just not tonight.