Those little furry things
with cute little tails
That little girls love to pet
They are the food for things
all covered in scales
I'll take all I can get

Now listen kiddies
I salute the freaks
It's only pretty
when it's nasty

I luv ugly
No such thing
as too extreme
I luv ugly
No one the top
All hail the freaks
I luv ugly
I luv ugly!
 [bad word] yeah you know this face
you've seen me before
But you don't know who I am
I've never heard of you
but you want war
You'll get my ten pound boot
up your [bad word] 
All hail the freaks!

Ugly I luv ugly
Luv ugly I luv