If there's someone you can live 
Without, 
Then do so. 
And if there's someone you can 
Just shove out, 
Then do so. 

 [bad word]  
You can be my Yoko Ono. 
You can follow me wherever I go. 
Be my, be my, 
Be my Yoko Ono. 

Isn't it beautiful to see two people 
So much in love? 
Barenaked as two virgins hand in 
Hand and and 
And hand in glove. 
Now that I'm far away it doesn't 
Seem to me to be 
Such a pain 
To have you hanging off my ankle 
Like some kind of ball and chain. 

 [bad word] 

Oh no, here we go, 
Our life is just one big pun. 
Ono, here we go as Yoko sings 
Aieee! 

I know that when I say this, 
I may be stepping on pins and 
Needles; 
But I don't like all these people 
Slagging her 
For breaking up the Beatles. 
(don't blame it on Yokey) 
If I were John and you were Yoko, 
I would gladly give up musical 
Genius 
Just to have my own 
Personal Venus.