Anyway what they guess,
No matter how old you are.
I feel so proud I confess that we have the best love by far.

The best  I ever had
And now I feel I am super bad, but proud.

Let me tell you about the best housewife,
The best times of my life,
She is the mother I would like to have,
And I make her feel alive.

I used to be a nerd,
And now it is time for revenge.
I am looking for a girl,
But not around my age.
We met on the Internet,
On a website I can't forget.
I was the toy boy you would expect,
I don't regret.

Anyway what they guess,
No matter how old you are.
I feel so proud I confess that we have the best love by far.
Your husband is impotent,
So now your needs are my luck.
You are more than just a girlfriend,
You are the mother I would like to [bad word] 

Baby would you be my teacher just for this summer, you will be my punisher.
You could be my mother, let's love each other, just for one hour.

Girls, like a fine wine, get better with age, and that is the reason why
I feel proud cause I am yours but you'll never be mine.

You teach me  tricks, you make it hard as a brick (you love my stick).
I am the gladdest geek that have the luckiest [bad word] (you are the best chick).

I love your nipples, in spite of wrinkles.

Baby would you be my teacher just for this summer, you will be my punisher.
You could be my mother, let's love each other, just for one hour.