You cow!

Something is lacking, I'm not attracting
My [bad word] are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I'm not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
Fulfill my dreams, bust outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can't find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins, and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction
is painless and quick, local anesthetic

I know what I want

Now my body is a model of flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection
Wherever I go, but I still don't know

The reason why I can't find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door,
I can't take anymore

New [bad word] #33; Jugs! (Repeated)
Kno-kno-kno-kno-knockers! Wa-wa-wa-wazoos! Ya-ya-balloons! (Repeated)

My Darling, I love you
And you know my love is [bad word] 
But, sweetheart, [bad word] between us
And those new [bad word] just aren't you

Ya-ya Wazoo-ooo-ooo-oo-ooooo-oo-oos!