I can’t help my feelings;
I’ll go out of my mind.
These [bad word] to get me
’Cause they’d like my behind.
I can’t love my business,
If I can’t get a trick.
Down on Santa Monica,
Where tricks are for kids.

 [bad word] on and kick me.
 [bad word] on and kick me.
 [bad word] on and kick me.
(Oh.) You’ve got your problems;
(Oh.) I’ve got my [bad word] wide

I can’t help my boogies;
They get out of control.
I know that you don’t care
But I want you to know.
The knee-stocking flavor
Is a favorite treat
Of men that don’t bother
With the taste of a teat.

 [bad word] on and kick me.
 [bad word] on and kick me.
 [bad word] on and kick me.
(Oh.) You’ve got your problems;
(Oh.) I’ve got my [bad word] wide
(Oh.) You’ve got your big G's;
I’ve got my hash pipe.
i've got my hash pipe

 [bad word] on and kick me.
 [bad word] on and kick me.
 [bad word] on and kick me.
(Oh.) You’ve got your problems;
(Oh.) I’ve got my [bad word] wide.
(Oh.) You’ve got your big G's;
I’ve got my hash pipe.
I’ve got my hash pipe.
I've got my hash pipe.
I've got my hash pipe.