Ha-ha-ha-ha...
(Ha-ha)

I guess that makes
I guess that makes

I am, I am, I am
And I am [bad word] 
The jokes on me
I'm the lucky one

sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat
I’m sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone stuck in my throat
I never thought this could be such fun
Hooray for me I’m the lucky one

I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am, I am, I am
Hooray for me I’m the lucky one
And I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am [bad word] 
The jokes on me, I’m the lucky one

I guess that makes
I guess that makes

I don’t believe in luck
I don’t believe in luck!

I tried to push straight through the suck
Headfirst but now my freakin' head is stuck
I’m feeling like a stupid [bad word] 
Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck

I tried to push straight through the suck
Headfirst but now my freakin' head is stuck
I’m feeling like a stupid [bad word] 
Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck

I tried to push straight through the suck
Headfirst but now my freakin' head is stuck
I’m feeling like a stupid [bad word] 
Lucky for me I don’t believe in luck

I guess that makes
I guess that makes
I guess that makes me the lucky one!

I am, I am, I am
I guess that makes
And I am, I am, I am
Hooray for me I’m the lucky one!
And I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am only human
I guess that makes me the lucky one!

I guess that makes me
I guess that makes me
I guess that makes me
I guess that makes me, makes me the lucky one

And I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am only human
I guess that makes me the lucky one!

I am, I am, I am
The lucky one
And I am, I am, I am
Hooray for me I’m the lucky one!
And I am...