Steve Berman (Skit) (исполнитель: Eminem)
[Phone ringing:] [Woman on phone:] Mr. Berman? [Steve Berman:] What?! [Woman:] We have Eminem here to see you. [Steve Berman:] About [bad word] #39; time! Send him in! [Eminem:] Steve! Good to see you, man! Um, hey, I just... [Steve Berman:] Well, look who decided to show his face! I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years. [Eminem:] [sighs] Look man, I apologize again for... [Steve Berman:] For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm? [Eminem:] Again, it was a mistake, it was a terrible mist... Are you wearin' a bulletproof vest? [Steve Berman:] And then you go & you do what? Hide out? Stay in Detroit from us 5 years while the music industry melts the [bad word] down? Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your [bad word] #39; vacation? [Eminem:] Well, that's actually why I'm here, I was gonna put out some new music & I wanted to play it for you & get your opinion. [Steve Berman:] Do I really need to hear it? Let me guess, another album about poor me, I'm so famous it [bad word] my rich little life & I'm such a tortured artist. Let me make music about it & my tragic love life. I on to something here? [bad word] on man it's not like that it's... [Steve Berman:] You know what? Just hand the [bad word] #39; thing over, I'm done talkin' to you. Thinking you [bad word] & go as you please. Big selfish superstar? [Eminem:] Steve, I had a [bad word] problem. [Steve Berman:] Oh poor me, I had a [bad word] problem. Who hasn't had a [bad word] problem in this town? You know what? [Eminem:] Hey! Hey! Hey! [Steve Berman:] Just lay the [bad word] down on my desk & get the [bad word] out! [Eminem:] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Jesus Christ man! Alright alright here, fine. [Steve Berman:] What's this [bad word] 2 CD's? [Eminem:] That's what I've been tryin' to tell you man, there's 2 albums. [Steve Berman:] Just get out! [Eminem:] Alright! [Steve Berman:] Get the [bad word] out! [Eminem:] Alright man, see you later. [door slams & glass breaking]