There once was a musical troupe 
pickin' singin' folk group
They sang the mountain ballads 
And the folk songs of our land

They were long on musical ability 
Folks thought they would go far
But political [bad word] led to their downfall

Well, the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear was a Methodist

This musical aggregation toured the entire nation
Singing the traditional ballads 
And the folk songs of our land
They performed with great virtuosity 
And soon they were the rage
But political animosity prevailed upon the stage

Well, the one on the right was on the left
And the one in the middle was on the right
And the one on the left was in the middle
And the guy in the rear burned his driver's license

Well the curtain had ascended 
hush fell on the crowd
As thousands there were gathered to hear The folk songs of our land
But they took their politics seriously 
And that night at the concert hall
As the audience watched deliriously 
They had a free-for-all

Well, the one on the right was on the bottom
And the one in the middle was on the top
And the one on the left got a broken arm
And the guy in the rear, said, "Oh dear"

Now this should be a lesson if you plan to start a folk group
Don't go mixin' politics with the folk songs of our land
Just work on harmony and diction 
Play your banjo well
And if you have political convictions keep them to yourself

Now, the one on the left works in a bank
And the one in the middle drives a [bad word] The one on the right's an all-night deejay
And the guy in the rear got drafted