She keeps Moet et Chandon 
In a pretty cabinet 
'Let them eat cake' she says 
Just like Marie Antoinette
built-in remedy 
For [bad word] and Kennedy 
At anytime an invitation 
You can't decline 

Caviar and cigarettes 
Well versed in etiquette 
Extraordinarily nice 

 [bad word]  
She's a Killer Queen 
Gunpowder, Gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam 
Guaranteed to blow your mind 
Anytime 

 [bad word] at the price 
Insatiable an appetite
Wanna try? 

To [bad word] 
She never kept the same address 
In conversation 
She spoke just like a baroness 
Met a man from China 
Went down to Asia Minor 
Then again incidentally 
If you're that way inclined 

Perfume came naturally from Paris 
for cars she couldn't care less 
Fastidious and precise 

 [bad word] 

Drop of a hat she's as willing as 
Playful as a [bad word] cat 
Then momentarily out of action 
Temporarily out of gas 
To absolutely drive you wild, wild 
She's out to get you 

 [bad word] 

 [bad word] at the price
Insatiable in appetite
Wanna try?
You wanna try.