One Friday night I was strolling out 
To get me outta here 
Go to the pub just for a black stuff 
But it ended up with ten beer 
Coz a lady came and she start [bad word] 
And bluster to me all night 
She paid me the drinks with a pander blink 
Then she kissed me with her stinking mouth 

Coz this ugly [bad word] woman 
Drinks like a man 
But she's pride like a dame 
It's like the age of romance 
We like to dance 
In our elegant way 
And she paid me drinks for [bad word] her 
And I'm just a bugger  [bad word] round the game 
The prey can be another me to fall 
She doesn't care at all 

Full of lust we were driving fast 
In my car to a cheap motel 
She's turned her brain 
Coz the last champagne 
Knocked her out so well 
She was out of pride, dressed like a bride 
There's a monkey on my back 
Wanted to be wife, 
Get a perfect life, 
But all I left's the jack