While dogs were [bad word] in the kitchen
My girl just [bad word] with my mind
"Why don't you have got a real job
Why are you just [bad word] your time?"
So i had to go to Murphy’s,
Coz i couldn't write a rhyme
I drank a lot of whiskey and Guiness
And I [bad word] well fine 

When i go to home I bang my girl, 
I always do that
Maybe I'm a crazy man but that's my attitude 
When I go out with my Paddys,
We don't like drink bloody a water,
And when I drink a whiskey,
That's always what I do